Lamest Fetish Items Ever
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Proceed CD Library
Premiere Issue 1993 $12,000
Holds 100 CDs. Costs 12 grand.
: May/June 1993 Under $100
Back stock snapped up by Jaron Lanier.
: Nov 1993 $699
Most misunderstood gadget ever? Or biggest flop? Both.
: Feb 1994 $400
Keyboard neck and “strummer veins” did not rock.
: Feb 1994 $5,000
We called this patent collection “The most significant body of information ever published in electronic format. “Oops!”
: Mar 1994 $1,999
Frankly, it was no Newton.
: Jul 1994 $100
Translated bass to vibrations on your chest. Feel the music.
: Aug 1994 $6,000
Personal workspace shielded you from coworkers’ scorn.
: Sep 1994 $85,000
Personal underwater craft featured a three-day air supply.
: Oct 1994 $3,615
Tattoo removal seems like a job best left to professionals.
: Feb 1995 $9,000 a pair
Instead of a big ugly box, a big ugly tube.
: Aug 1995 Shirt: $34.50, Pants: $24
Mosquitoes less repelled than incapacitated by own laughter.
: Oct 1995 $5,198
All the fun of a coin-op car wash, at home!
: Oct 1995 $15
Too bad the Legos were sold separately.
: Dec 1995 $4,869
This is what the future looked like in the mid-’90s.
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