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Sebastian [Cute baby]

Ξ May 29th, 2008 | → 2 Comments | ∇ Photos |

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Lamest Fetish Items Ever part 2

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Lamest Fetish Items Ever: When Gearheads Go Wrong, 1996 - ‘98

Virgin Atlantic Salt and Pepper Shakers

Jan 1996 Free (if you steal them)
We regret advocating theft. Richard Branson is still pissed.: Mar 1996 $699
Travel gently down the trail.: July 1996 Nail Enamel: $11
Novelty wore off before the polish did.: Sep 1996 $3,900
Are you lying now? Are you lying now?: Sep 1996 $34
This was before your IT people started yelling at you for losing these things.: Oct 1996 $N/A
Replaced the less evolved Sound Slug.: Dec 1996 $1,556,000
The most expensive item ever in Fetish.: Feb 1997 $349
Just like recipe cards, but with a tiny screen and awkward keyboard.: Jun 1997 $49.95
110-dB laptop-protecting alarm foils thieves, enrages neighbors.: Jun 1997 $12,230
Camera + microphone + GPS + computer + cell phone + backpack = nerd.: Sep 1997 $59.95
It will wake me when I start to snore. Isn’t that what my wife does?: Oct 1997 $6
When a regular Pez dispenser isn’t enough.: Dec 1997 $39
Fake damaged PowerBook case from Mythbusters‘ Adam Savage.: Feb 1998 $60
Remote-controlled Mylar balloon launched a thousand X-Files jokes.: Mar 1998 $34.99
A boon for orthopedic surgeons, as fathers tried to impress their sons with a fastball.: Sep 1998 $50
How could you ever eat such cute breakfast food?: Sep 1998 $4,995
This wearable computing thing will be huge.: Oct 1998 $19.95
Because nothing said 1998 like a PDA stylus attached to your finger.

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Lamest Fetish Items Ever

Ξ May 24th, 2008 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Photos |

Proceed CD Library

Premiere Issue 1993 $12,000
Holds 100 CDs. Costs 12 grand.: May/June 1993 Under $100
Back stock snapped up by Jaron Lanier.: Nov 1993 $699
Most misunderstood gadget ever? Or biggest flop? Both.: Feb 1994 $400
Keyboard neck and “strummer veins” did not rock.: Feb 1994 $5,000
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